Taking Back the Feminine

List five ideas or plots for stories you'll probably never write, and why you won't write them.

(I doubt Min is going to mind if I yanked this from her.)


1. (Gemmy) Follow up story to Eden.
It won't happen for two reasons. The first being that I completely screwed my own timeline writing Eden in the first place (it was actually supposed to work with Dracula 2000), and second, the amount of research it would require is too enormous. Although I did once have a good plot idea...*stares wistfully into the distance*

2. (Gemmy) Sequel to Bittersweet.
The trouble with Bittersweet is that it's meant to stand alone. I never intended a follow up, and I'll probably never do one.

3. (SW) A story where Obi-wan discovers a way to save Qui-Gon, and in doing so, changes the future.
While this is an excellent idea (and certainly not one I birthed on my own), it's simply too large of a story to do. It would wind up being like Cassandra Claire's famous Draco trilogy. I've seen this type of story done in bites; Anne Higgins is well-known for her Bonding series, but she only deals with the Phantom Menance and stops.

I would want to change everything, from Qui-Gon alive, to Anakin NOT turning to the Dark Side, to Padme and Ani's marriage, to the birth of Luke and Leia, to the Jedi Temple remaining alive and well, to Leia meeting Han, and Luke meeting Mara, to the birth of all THEIR children...but the research required would be incredible, not to metion all the plot twists and holes you'd have to avoid. I'm toying with the idea of working with it up to and including the rearing of Luke and Leia (they would be definably different, I think), but I'm not sure yet.

4. (Original) The OT3 get married.
While I love the idea to bits, the way the Silver Alliance is set up...it ain't possible. There will be heartbreak and some pathos and probably some wangst. I've thought about writing an AU...but honestly, that's cheating. Writing an AU on your own original is just lame. So no happy marriage...although it seems the twins will still make an appearance. Now I've got figure out HOW.

5. (Star Moon:AU) Something with a goddamn plot.
Since Aakii hasn't been around in months (and months), I'm seriously considering shutting the project down. I'm not feeling her, and I turned her into a bitch from the very beginning (which was not my intention), and now I'm caught up with TSA (and uni work). So I very much doubt that I'll be writing anything about her soon.

Assignment:
Write a line or two of something that you want to see appear verbatim
in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.


Note: Something you seriously think has the potential to be in the book, straight from the pen of Rowling. Anything along the lines of "...tongue roughly thrusting into--" will be met with fond giggles but told to go over to pornish_pixies for a good home.


Curious, Harry glanced at Ron, whose face was very red. Watching Hermione walk up the stairs in a huff, Harry decided to wait until they were in their room to ask Ron if he really had kissed Hermione.

And yes, I think this HIGHLY possible. It does not mean I want it to happen (I prefer H/Hr/R), but I think it very likely.

...Apparently, today is not my day on the Mother's "mercy" list. You won't BELIEVE what rubbish I found following Bunny's (www.livejournal.com/users/bunnybaggins)suggestion.

You go to fanfiction.net's site and type in your name under the Search by Story Summary Bar. You also search under Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. *groans* Goddess, why me?

Obsessions by Ally Celesta Star
AU: Jamie Smith is a Lord of the Rings fan with a strange passion for Boromir and a wish that could change Middle-earth forever. If that wish came true, then how far will she go to recieve the love from her obsession?

I have NO passion for Boromir! (Boromir/Faramir is another story entirely.) And I can tell you how far I'd go...as far as I could toss the White City, that's how far!

Angelique by Parodea Rae
Angel and her best friend Jamie stumble upon Lothlorien while taking a walk in the woods...

Ok...this one's just a BIT creepy. A friend and I did a semi-AU LOTR RPG via AIM once. And that was how it started. We took a wrong turn in the woods, although we by no means landed in Lothlorien.

The Elves of Summer by Carefree Quill
Jamie falls into a river and is fished out by Elves. Now what? Sequel to The Last Seer...

With my luck, I would never be fished out by Elves. I'd have better luck being dragged out by Orcs. *sighs*

Jamie by Aya2
Um, just letting you know that the rating's getting upped to R later in the story. Hermione granger and her illegimate 3-year-old son, Jamie, live in a crowded bad neighborhood in a city. Jamie knows nothing of his past, but soon may have to...

Ok, I'm getting irritated. Now I'm a boy? What's disturbing is that I've passed for a guy before. Apparently I can also do it when I'm three years old.

A Few Friends Less by Aalina
Finished! Sequel to Strangest Friends! Takes place right after Goblet of Fire. Mainly about Sirius and Jamie. More adventure and action stuff in this one, too!

I'm sorry. Did the author miss the fact that Sirius/Remus is practically CANON!?!

*grins* I found Bunny's hilarious, so I figured I'd search for my own.